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Funkhouser Artist, Dewey Funkhouser, funkhouser memoirs.Funkhouser Artist. north carolina, funkhouser writer. Funkhousers. Funkhousers. Funkhousers.
Dewey Funkhouser
Artist
Memoirs on Canvas
Making Fence Where The Only Sound Is A Train Whistle From Page County | Just A Bit of Boutilier Paradise | Daddy Always Flew With Them |
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The Old Folks Died Off, But Tiny "Vivian" Still Looks Over The Property | A Good Day. Dad, Midge and My Red Banded High Tops | Florida Cracker Lives With Her Honey |
Squeakie's Children | I Heard And Saw It Go Down ~~ P-51 Mustang, 1944 | Florida Heat Makes Wild Hogs Vicious |
Yes, You're Painted, That's For Sure | Ahh, Shut Thu Hell Up | Mr. Grits |
Clouds Part, Alpha Buck Glows | Jackhammering Holes For Dynamiting, Winchester, VA - 1949 | Loading Timothy At Mr. Humston's - 1947 |
A Place For An Introvert | My Life, Their Life, Our Life, 1955, Lakeland, Florida | Contemplating |
Gabriel Heatter | More Empty With Each Shovel-Full | Well Damn! Come On Slow Pokes |
Goatsville - Population 6 | Watch Us Go | Nineteen Fifties Florida Memories Not Forgotten |
Still Consumed With Old Florida | I Have To Digest This | Territorial War |
Fauquier, VA | A Bright Edinburg Days | Moonshining Isn't The Only Activity In Them There Hills |
I Shouldn't Have Crossed The Massanutten | I'm Home, But Emotional | Pitt County Is Cotton-Picking Good |
Rattlesnakes Love Page Mountain | Page Mountain Not Lit Yet | Just ONE Way Trump Is Making Nazi/America Great Again |
My Memories | Collusion, But Not Treason | Damn! Too Far To Shelter |
Privacy? Yes. Quiet? No. | Sunday Is Serpent Day | Why Yes, I Love Golf |
Ball | Nature's Mutation System Malfunction | White Lightning |
Mr. Softie | Yea, You Get The Mouse, I'll Take Mr. Snake | Born And Trapped In This Cold, Lonely Place |
You Son Of A Bitch | Do I Go There? | In The Still Of The Night |
Aren't I Just Special | Hanging Out | Mexican Rabbit Cuisine |
Squawking, Pecking, Characters | South Of The Border, Down Mexico Way | Squeakie's Sky |
On The Lookout | Saying Goodbye After A Short Visit | Cattle Drive |
America Is Dumbed Down, And Doesn't Want To Be Smarter | I'll Stick To Farming, And Gladly Pay Him | Yes, We Know You Have A Beach House |
No Playmate Yet, Momma Is In Protection Mode, Think Horns! | I Like Stone Houses | On The Rocks, Please |
It's Mine, No, It's Mine | Let Him Run | Fort Trump |
If You Have It, Flaunt It | Water! Water! | Stop Teasing That Anxious Boy |
Giant Cypress - A Beacon For Wildlife | Shenandoah Valley | Yes, It's Beautiful, Mosquitos Think So Also |
Eagle Country | I See Prairie Rattlers | Now You're In A Fix |
Don't Do Business With Relatives Or Friends | I Picked Up Social Skills At The Palmyra Orchard | Colors Fighting For Attention |
No, Giddy-Up-And-Go Today, Sonnie Boy | Lonesome Kansas | Late! We Eat Better Anyway! |
Mother Kept Us Clean With Lye Soap | Re-Playing The Game At Stoneburner's Filling Station | Oh No! Now We Can't Escape The Abuse! |
Florida Crackers Going For The Green | Daily Scene At The Stable | I Got You Home, But I'm Glad You Can't See |
Civil Air Patrol | Squeakie Might Have Given The Captain A Stiff Drink | A Pipe Smoker, We're Safe |
I Said That You Should Mount The Spare, But NO! | An Indigo Bunting's World | Nut Heads Say We Can't Ruin This, Just Pray! |
Damn! And Here Comes Big John Breathing Fire | Little Joe Likes To Be In The Traffic Flow, But Mom... | Dad Loved Us And Our Help |
Dive, My Young One, DIVE! | Mother, I Saw A Noisy Bird | Just A Touch of Ichepuckesassa |
Bertha Bullet Motoring To Albany | God Damn Snake Bit Me | Hang On Little Feller |
The Swamp Buzzer | Fox Stole The Chicken, But We Ate It | A Peek Into The World |
Upsetting Bible Thumpers | Great White Heron Country | South Fork Fireballer |
Belittling The Belittlers...Days of Sensibility | Hey Mother, I'm Home | She Could Do It All |
How Pure And Clear The Air Is After The Rain | Ha, Ha! I'm Higher | Yes, There Is One Like That |
Pick It Out, Melvin | Tolo, KY | Yankee Country |
Crossroads Marks A Lonely Spot | Tennis Keeps Us Together | Waiting, He Will Show Up |
Doug (Red) Hawkins | Empty Chair, She Is Gone Forever | Their World |
Murder In The Magnolias | Peterson's Place | My Golf Course |
Sunday Morning Fly-In At The Pig Patch | Dream? NO! You're In The American Insane Asylum, Inc. | Where's Your Heart? |
Wish We Could Drive | Train Time In Simpson | Nature Is The Stimulator |
The Shenandoah Valley Story | Wish I Could Afford A Car | Pouch Won't Catch Them |
Where Are The '58 Chevrolet Impalas? | Some Gossip, Some News | Dog Days At The Old Mill |
Texas Justice | Pat On Track | Everything Is At Atavola |
Simpson's Lonely Long Needle Pine | There Is A Lot Of Me In That House | New England And Fall Can Make You Feel Very Clean |
Pure As The Morning Air | Open The Gate At Ichepuckesassa | My Florida Swamp |
I Love Our Dead Home | Clark's Powerhouse | It Is Life |
Yum | Toddler Happy, Piglets Happy, Sow Angry, Granddaddy Horrified!! | Gooney Bird Battles Mosquitos |
They'll Tear You Up, Chatters | I'll Lick His Face! | Daddy, They Are Bringing The New Stove |
Are We Alone On This Beach? | Storm Over Tampa | Love Rides The Rails |
Could This Be Seventh Heaven? | Without Water, But Push On | What Does The Fox Say? |
Old Red | Trouble In America | Tenth Street House And Now That Beautiful Oak Is Gone |
Someone Always Messing With Me | Pitt County Homecoming | Peewee's House |
I Shot At One Over Yonder | Ha! Ha! Come Get Me | Florida Cracker Trying To Make A Buck |
Mass, USA | Colonel Chickenwing | Celeste And Champ |
America, Please Come Back | A Pure Morning And They Know It | My Days Are Gone |
Gone Soon | I Hear The Crows | I Won't Hurt You |
On The Job At Daylight | They Do Fall | Osteomyelities |
About Time You Showed Up | What Next? | My Eyes Are On You |
Coffield Creek | Our Favorite Fishing Hole | My Favorite Account |
Dad And I Stuffing Our Faces Under The Mulberry Tree | You Haven't Paid Your Rent | Moisture Watching Over The Neighborhood |
Watch The Batmen-They'll Get You On | Snowed In | Just Together At Lake Agnes |
Jimmy Hammered The Car Window And He Is Hiding Under The Henhouse | Magnificent Frigate Bird | Fifty! Fifty! Crank It Up! Kamikaze On Your Tail! |
Ella, Gypsies Are Heading Our Way | Moved To Detroit, Looking For Work | Art For Sky Lovers Like Me |
That Cliff? Naah, It's For Goats |
Giclee prints in various sizes are available for purchase; email Dewey for pricing.
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